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Rise Demotivational Poster

SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.

TAGS: look at the legs for the turkey surprise
Rating: 2.41/5
phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:19 pm
Been done, and anonymous...

PEOPLE - They're insane

TAGS: kid surprise peadophile kiss metal
Rating: 2.58/5

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*** - January 21, 2009, 5:31 pm
Pedophile: The person that kissed the kids ass.
randall - August 10, 2008, 10:29 am

SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is

TAGS: star trek facepalm riker jean luc picard enterprise
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one

DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was

NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.

TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

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wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm
that guy is about to have a horrible day


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!

Oh shit! -

morning -

TAGS: good morning sweetheart rise n shine
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!


TAGS: pzy sunrise wake up light
Rating: 4.46/5

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Ozbad - July 23, 2012, 6:22 pm
lol for me .. it means bed time .

RED SHIRT - Dead Man Walking!

Beam Me Up -

TAGS: portapotty beam enterprise
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 9, 2015, 7:29 pm
Thanks, people :)
maoworks2 - March 9, 2015, 2:48 pm
So That's How They Clean Them ,5 Blue L'S
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:08 pm
Thanks jesus...laughed so hard almost shyt myself!
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:27 pm
very funny 5er

RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...

TAGS: out rise swim relief you
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Acheron666 - November 9, 2011, 8:50 pm
nohing like letting it all out and feeling much netter afterwards...
maoworks2 - November 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
oh what a relief it is

HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.

TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

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bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda kinky XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up

DARK KNIGHT - isn't the only thing that's rising.

TAGS: anne hathaway catwoman batman rises
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by project28

project28 - July 31, 2012, 2:16 pm
Yay...I think?
GaryO - July 31, 2012, 9:46 am
This is the funniest, weirdest, most demotivating string of remarks I’ve ever seen. In celebration, I’m giving a 1L in support of project28, of which I believe to be a case number from 3rd ward, Bellevue. I so love obscure thought patterns….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:38 am
You're doing a great job...every time we talk I think about cutting myself.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 3:27 am
LOL No problem. It's not my job to spread enlightenment-only darkness and despair.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 2:06 am
I've never heard someone complain about an approval before. And Steve just made a really good point. Two firsts in one day.......Just kidding Steve.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 12:26 am
If it'll make you feel better, I'll 1L it. That's why we have a choice of 1 to 5L. We determine what is ultimately good or bad on Motifake not the mods. That's not their job. They just present what they think will produce the most response...good or bad.
project28 - July 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Do what you want, you're the mods.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 4:04 pm

The mods are looking at all future submissions and wondering if you want them approved or rejected. Maybe we should reject just to be on the safe side
project28 - July 30, 2012, 3:19 pm
To see if it would get approved...also I was bored, had just seen the film and in some way wanted to do something remotely related to it. And seeing as I'm no longer legally allowed to dress up as batman and beat up thugs in the street, this had to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
If you didn't want it approved, why did you submit it?
project28 - July 30, 2012, 10:00 am
This one got approved? There's no point to it...and it's not even funny. What are the mods doing?

BARONESS LOVES DESTRO - Ya' think she uses DW-40 when they make out?

TAGS: destro baroness cobra commander g i joe gi rise
Rating: 1.75/5

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GoliatheTanker - August 24, 2009, 3:14 pm
Spelling Fail: it's WD-40


TAGS: teamwork strong weak fall rise
Rating: 4.84/5

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HypercatZed - February 16, 2012, 2:58 pm
This reminds that episode of Kimba The White Lion when a group of gorillas was travelling, one of them fell into the quicksands, and the chief had to hold the others from trying to help him, or they would have ended in the quicksands too.

EXOTIC FOOD - Sometimes there's a suprise ending





TAGS: happy valentine s day surprise
Rating: 4.56/5

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psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:59 pm
like me and my x girlfriend except i had a gun hidden in the rose


DO YOU KNOW ME? - I'm Mr. Spock from Enterprise Car Rental

TAGS: spock enterprise car rental
Rating: 3.93/5

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Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:18 pm
He's always time-travelling

BATCOCK - ...I'm Speechless....

TAGS: batcock surprise wow bp billiepirate
Rating: 2.5/5

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CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:56 pm
we got the ron jeramy of bats here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:51 pm
Jealous LOL......Oy Vey, That bat has a huge Tallywacker.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:49 pm
jewish lol


TAGS: goth dress down surprise
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - November 1, 2010, 4:58 am
Is there an apple and tree story behind this? Don't be shy, you can confide in us...

SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.



...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.


prime directive -

TAGS: star trek prime directive uss enterprise space travel advanced
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.

FENDER BENDER - - - - - - -


IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS - That 3-some you've prayed to GOD for all your life? Congratulations! You are blessed with HIS infinite generosity.

BUTTSECKS - To Hell with Teabagging SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!!!

TAGS: surprise buttsecks
Rating: 3.27/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:23 am
Since when were you able to do that in a Halo game? Gaywad.


TAGS: star wars grope surprise
Rating: 3.1/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 3:48 pm
Or a tongue even!
LD0ne - June 24, 2010, 3:28 pm
i believe that would be a toungue
Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:27 pm
What is that in the wookie's mouth?

SURPRISE - Samurai Buttsecks

Lonely? -

TAGS: canoe golden sunrise
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 30, 2014, 8:20 am
Thanks, Missy. Peace be with you.
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:59 am
5L...did me proud!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:32 pm
Canoes. They will take you to spiritual places. Glad you liked the thought.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:38 pm
5av'd. Really good'n

here comes the sun -

TAGS: sunrise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 7:14 am

thought of you. dropping this over to twist
rerun - April 7, 2015, 8:20 pm

I am adopting this


TAGS: sunrise sunset tracks midlife
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 8:34 am

demotivating to the point of suicide. nice one dog!!!!
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:15 pm


THE UNION WANTS A 3RD SHIFT - 2258.42 is sneaking up on us


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


Good Advice -

TAGS: morning surprise
Rating: 4.93/5

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WTFO - October 21, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks for the praise.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:52 pm
HA! Reminds me of the scene in the Godfather, but more horrific. 5L
MissPriss - October 21, 2013, 11:22 am
Been there, done that, had to buy a new t-shirt...teehee
GaryO - October 21, 2013, 10:04 am
WTFO…..one of the reasons Motifake lives. Please, man, more of these.


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am

CAT PEEP HOLE - 'Cause that mutt ain't smiling for nothing!

TAGS: cats dogs surprise funny
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 8:17 pm
Would be good at digmydog as well.


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.

SUNRISE - The beautiful sight hits your eyes A smile comes over your face You drive into the oncoming 18 wheeler

TAGS: sunrise
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - July 31, 2010, 11:09 pm

now that is demotivational.


A PAY RISE - How would you like to earn one ?

THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it

TAGS: happy birthday surprise
Rating: 3.82/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:27 pm

a birthday wish for somebody who always has the opposite view.
GreyScorpion - July 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
I'm still working on that bourbon/Ice ratio too. but I'm getting closer..5L

QUITTER - So...I guess he won that whole "war on crime" thing, huh?


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by culos

MEDICAL ERRORS - Yes, Mr. Jones, we're going to have to run that colonoscopy just one more time.


TAGS: neverland ranch surprise
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

bOB cHIN - October 28, 2009, 3:54 pm
Didn't see the "heavy" in small print above Petting Zoo. Oh Michael we will miss you. Is this really "it"?
Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 8:53 pm
Too Soon! pffft crack up!
Agamemnon218 - February 28, 2009, 2:40 pm
I just wanted to ride the ferris wheel!


TAGS: art reality surprise sagan
Rating: 2.73/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Great quote.


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 1.41/5

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Dr. Manhattan - January 29, 2009, 9:38 pm
I hurd she lieks mudkipz.


TAGS: jesus rio sunrise cat stevens
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 12, 2012, 12:45 pm
no, song sung by a muslim. Written in 1931 in England as a church hymn
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 12:43 pm
Song written by a Muslim. Kinda ironic.


TAGS: surprise learn live go cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
Solid 5! A little motivational but I love it... speaks to me!


TAGS: excerise sit ups bewbs sit cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 5:48 pm
Would that be Minka? A bit hard to tell from this angle... but it wasn't her face I thought looked familiar. :P
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 1:03 am
LMAO! Just plain excellent.


TAGS: college cost on the rise
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

litamyra - August 8, 2011, 6:25 am
to bad she was using a cell phone it could have been funnier lol



TAGS: first trip bangkok surprise shock
Rating: 4.23/5

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Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:59 pm
ain't that the truth! Thankfully none of my trips to Thailand look anything like these two!


TAGS: inspiration sunrise morning unknown
Rating: 4.23/5

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Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:53 am



TAGS: its ok canadian hand surprise motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.83/5

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MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:52 am
Even when off duty. :-P
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
Damn, Female Postal Workers. Always checking your package.


TAGS: always good for a surprise
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by culos

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:48 am
I was waiting for the ladies cross-cuntry team...I guess I was a bit "premature"...again.


BITTER BEER - Known To Cause Surprise Buttsecks Face


SURPRISE! - Nothing ruins your day as that little molehill

SURPRISE HANDJOB - We may never know who the culprit was


TAGS: boy do i have a good surprise for them
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Player_Meyer - September 25, 2009, 8:51 am
[sarcasm/] LMAO!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:00 pm
Meyer, Meyer... so this is how it comes out?
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 5:03 pm
PM, I'm sorry but you can no longer be my wingman..K
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 4:56 pm
Maybe cause it's a well...GUY
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:37 pm
She's hot... what you need beergoggles for?

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS - i wouldn't advise it

SURPRISE! - your husband naked with another man!

TAGS: surprise
Rating: 2.81/5

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Firefly - May 3, 2009, 11:48 am
Look Mum, my older brother's favourite video. He showed it to me yesterday. 2 girls 1 cup.


SURPRISE - buttsecks!!!

TAGS: hugh laurie buttsecks surprise bertie wooster house jeeves stephen fry
Rating: 2.43/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Fry and Laurie for the win! Sorry about your career Steven.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 11:49 pm
Grit - July 21, 2009, 11:48 pm
Oh no you DIDN'T!! Not to Jeeves and Worcester!

THAT LOOK!! - She Never Saw a Penis so Big Before

TAGS: suprise
Rating: 2.35/5

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jomaxi82 - February 2, 2009, 7:52 pm
that look means wrong hole nigga!
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 9:17 pm
Good thing I wasn't.
Lloyd - November 26, 2008, 12:28 am
Lying about your size over the internet wont get you any further in life.
Scorpio7 - November 12, 2008, 7:47 pm
She was probably looking at mine. (It's happened before...)


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 1.96/5

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SURPRISE BUTTSECKS - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: surprise buttsecks
Rating: 1.94/5

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yon - October 9, 2008, 10:24 pm
wonder whats in the box


TAGS: ass surprise
Rating: 1.82/5

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rerun - June 18, 2009, 8:33 pm

Holy Crap - I think BriaHere is getting with the game, welcome to our hell
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 4:46 pm
She was just surprised butt secksed.


TAGS: surprise
Rating: 1.71/5

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AWARENESS - Because there's only one guy who saw the end of the world coming...

TAGS: surprise
Rating: 1.6/5

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TooTsiE - May 15, 2009, 2:44 pm
are those eraser burns? hahaha! that took me back a few years... nice.

POO EVOLUTION - Talk about "The Rise Of The Underdark"

Abyss -

TAGS: dark rise consumed nothing evil
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 16, 2013, 12:07 pm
beautiful :D 5/f
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 8:27 am
As usual, LA’s posters excite me, in a scary sorta way. 5 intrigued Lions
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:28 pm
That's me...evil...pure 5L evil!!!!

Adventure -

Body Language -

TAGS: surprised doctor wtf
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
That doesn't mean I hate Canadian doctors, just the ones in the States; oh, my freaking God! Over here, they act like car salesmen.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:21 am
Only if in mid-laughter the doctor drops dead. :-D
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:36 am
Does it mean pretty much the same thing if he starts laughing uncontrollably?

Japanese highrises -

Morning to mourning -


TAGS: walking romance surprise humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 5:25 pm

Then there was this one time, at band camp...
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:36 pm
Oh gawd...stomach...hurts...can't breath! Thanks for the laugh and the somewhat similar memory.


TAGS: world peace sunrise sunset nonsequiturish
Rating: 4.81/5

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jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
That is Demotivational...or exciting, depending on if you enjoyed the back of Choppers Van

I was wrong -


TAGS: rise
Rating: 4.58/5

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motifayk - February 5, 2013, 9:58 am
Maybe its better with the transparency.. But its definitely one of the be5t.
Sho - February 4, 2013, 8:31 pm
Thank you Miss :)
MissPriss - February 4, 2013, 7:00 pm
I'd say you made a 5L mistake then hun.
Sho - February 4, 2013, 6:41 pm
I see transparent background isn't working, or I made a mistake along the way. In any case, thanks for the votes!

INNOCENT? - DO NOT believe it. Each bear contains a chip that will unite them globally. Skynet pales in comparison to Cubbynet

TAGS: cubby rise of the bears
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:39 pm

My daughter is hooked on these things....and for some odd reason she wants to go to Hawaii.
Cubbybear - July 7, 2010, 7:24 pm
Don't listen to him...Cubbyney only covers the far east and the lower eastside of Manhattan . 5/5


TAGS: carcass vultures mob surprise zebra
Rating: 4.57/5

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Haarakkon - June 26, 2010, 5:56 pm
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:09 am
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
That is one "D" from being a supre timmy poster! LOL! 5L

Unwanted Questions -

Ah-ha, bitches! -

IN THE BEGINNING - MOD said let there be a tool that shall be administered with vengeance under my name. And it was good.